According to Newsarama, “the [new JLA] team will ultimately boast 14 members, with the iconic core of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern and Aquaman. ”
Here are my prophesies (including art) for what the DCU will be like, starting September first.*
*Please don’t take this seriously. This is not journalism, merely comedic speculation.
Starts pounding the Natti Lites with his bros. Has an unsettling fondness for Red Bull and XTREME sports.
Still Bruces around. Is slightly younger; treats the Robins less like sons (and daughter) and more like bros.
Wears Pants. Again.
No one is surprised.
Has a chin piece.
Follows the movie canon i.e. loses all creativity. Likes guns.
Still a pushover. Has a prosthetic hook hand a la Buster from Arrested Development.
Is pretty much a badass.
Inexplicably regains the use of her legs. Loses all ability with computers. Disappointingly becomes a damsel-in-distress character. But, da-yum, can she dance!
Is not actually Dick, but Damien, finding he has a fondness for fingerstripes.
Is a gothic loli. Obsessed with Japan.
Loses the beard, grows a chin strap.
Thinks fishnets are pants. Yells a lot.
Is actually Superman’s alternate secret identity. And it’s SuperBRO, dude.
Wears leggings under her skirt and keeps talking about how you’ve probably never heard of her backstory.
Gets some pants, as well. Retains boob window because, come on!
Booster Gold and Blue Beetle
Ted comes back to life, he and Booster go on perpetual panty raids.
Big Barda and Mister Miracle
Remain sadly overlooked.
Full coverage, baby.